Tuesday 13 August 2013

Kanye West Orders Bullet-Proof, Bomb-Proof Vehicles For Himself and Kim Kardashian

 

Dailystar.co.uk *not the most reliable* reports that Kanye and Kim have purchased tow Dartz Prombrom armored SUVs from Latvia.

The cheaper of the two vehicles is valued at approximately $386,000 and is modeled after President Obama's armored transport, while the more expensive model, the "Prombron Iron Diamond" is valued at approximately $1.2 million, and can reportedly withstand attacks from landmines and rocket-propelled grenades. The former is for West, while the latter is for Kardashian.

"Kanye is fully aware that his new family is so high-profile they attract the attention of weirdos and psychopaths,” said a source to the site. “He aims to leave nothing to chance. “His priority is to get delivery of the vehicles, especially Kim’s, before he begins his US tour in October.”

Perhaps more practical than their $1 million golden toilets.

 

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