Brits going under the knife for Pippa Middleton’s bum as Americans opt for Kate’s nose

 

I heard this and I thought to myself WHAT? Am I bitter, jealous, envious or am I just right. Since the wedding I just have`nt got it and I still don`t. What`s the deal with Kate`s nose or Pippa`s tiny bum. Am I too African to see what everyone else sees?

Britons are going under the knife to swap their spare tyre for a Pippa Middleton-style bum in time for summer.
Surgeons have noticed a dramatic increase in the number of women using fat injections in the hoping of finding a royal bottom.
Dr Yannis Alexandrides of 111 Harley Street said: ’Most of the clients interested in the procedure are in their early 20s and are looking for a more pert feminine shape rather than the usual burlesque bottom.’
Patients are splashing out up to £5,000 thats 1,250,000 big ones on the bum boosting operation.
Consultant plastic surgeon and BAAPS council member Kevin Hancock said: ‘The way that patients get the kind of bum like Pippa’s is using a technique called fat injections.
‘We suck the fat from another part of the body such as the tummy and inject it into the buttocks.
‘I think most of the civilised world saw Pippa’s bottom during the royal wedding and it is certainly not uncommon for patients to take in pictures featuring their ideal body part.’
But Pippa is getting a bum deal across the Atlantic where body conscious consumers are instead sniffing out her sister’s nose.

Surgeons in the USA are reporting a surge in the number of clients queuing up for rhinoplasty operations in an attempt to grab a nose similar to the Duchess of Cambridge.
New York plastic surgeon Dr Stephen Greenberg claims the demand for royal nose jobs has shot-up in recent months.
He said: ‘A couple of months ago, these women started coming into my office and asking for Kate Middleton’s nose.
‘It has become so popular that we have made a file of a dozen Kate Middleton pictures to show patients when they come in for their consultation.’
And the procedure doesn’t come cheap – with some patients stateside spending as much as $7000 on a nose fit for a queen.
But Dr Greenburg maintains that the procedure is worth the money for women of a certain age.
He added: ‘Women, especially over the age of 28, want the nose of a woman who is regal, refined and strong.
‘They certainly don’t want the scooped out, over-affected, upturned, pinched nose of a pop star.’

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